He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
