He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
