with your own penis?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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