U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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