You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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