so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just cropdusted the office
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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