belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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