so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize