Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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