Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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