He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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