Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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