I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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