He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I will be naked everywhere
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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