question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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