Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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