Little spoons don't ask big questions
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
How external is "for external use only"?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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