This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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