I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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