Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
