Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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