been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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