The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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