Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
birth control should be required to get into college
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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