my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I have post one night stand depression
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