what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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