i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
