office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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