i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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