so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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