When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
