Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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