sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm too high and old for this...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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