The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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