come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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