Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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