apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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