this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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