Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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