The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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