just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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