sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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