ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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