I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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