im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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