DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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