Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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