i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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