the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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