I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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