this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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