I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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