i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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