Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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