So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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