Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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