she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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