cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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