does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
We smell like vodka and hangover
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