No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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